Sunday, April 5, 2009

At a loss for words?


If you're a writer, then you know all about the "at a loss for words" feeling. It doesn't even have to be a blank page or glaring white Word document staring you in the face. It can sneak up at you in the middle of a revision. It's always lurking just around the corner waiting to ruin your writerly day. When that happens, don't panic. Go to the Madlib Poetry Generator! Great art it might not be, but at least it's laugh-worthy. And who knows, coming up with that many adjectives and nouns may just scare away the "loss for words" gremlin for awhile.


all in beautiful went my cat running

All in beautiful went my cat running
on a terrific parade of loud
into the stealthy kitchen.

obsessive hungry dream ed sluggish and ing
the daring car before.

depressed be they than sleepy ocean
the wonderful outrageous car
the outrageous daring car.

obsessive outrageous clouds at a slovenly rain
the generous road before.

hat at dog went my cat running
runing the farm down
into the stealthy kitchen.

obsessive hungry dreamed sluggish and ing
the tedious cow before.

brilliant be they than sugary outrageous horse
the hungry slovenly car
the facetious sluggish n car.

obsessive facetious pickle at a loud tractor
the terrifying jet before.

lunch at bed went my cat running
runing the firehose down
into the stealthy kitchen.

obsessive hungry dreamed sluggish and ing
the terrifying flag before.

gratingly be they than silently newspaper
the sadly divinely car
the hideous gorey car.

obsessive hideous computer at the beautiful firehose
the gorey carpet before.

All in beautiful went my cat running
on a terrific parade of loud
into the stealthy kitchen.

obsessive hungry dreamed sluggish and ing
my sofa slam lunch before.


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